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Burnt Face Man 9 Burnt Face Man 9

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Interesting.

It'll take me sometime to get used to this episode, it's great 'n all, but the plot was non-existent. I guess that was on purpose? Still hilarious anywho.


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Hardcore PatriotClock XxX Hardcore PatriotClock XxX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice.

watch in fullscreen to understand it's greatness. :-)



Teh Epic Fight!!!!!!!!111 Teh Epic Fight!!!!!!!!111

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Teh epic fight!!1!!!

"Teh epic fight" is truly an epic fight, it takes place two million years ago. A man, who is on the "I annoy people show" goes around calling peoples mums, however one of the men gets annoyed, the actor who did the emotion was wonderful, you could see his anger and frustration. The two people now begin the fight, the fight is truly shocking and the music suited was brilliant. After, everyone in the audience jumped out of there seats and began to cheer!

The epic fight, a truly epic fight.


Mechabloby responds:

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Recent Game Reviews


REPLAYING :the game: REPLAYING :the game:

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

bland. or should I say "bohr-ing"

I don't undestand people's love for this game, the first was 'okay', but by no means anything special. this new instalment just seems to be worse. not only was it stupidly pretentious, extremely unfunny, terrible puns. it's just very lack luster.

the new features were great, don't exactly understand why someone would actually want to make a level out of a game like this. it's way too gimmicky. oh well, w/e.



Exmortis 3 Exmortis 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this will be the future.

seriously, kids these days. I've been a fan of the exmortis series for a long time, and the price tag was a little a shock, I can't recall you saying anything about PAYING to play the full thing. I'll pay, but £20 is pushing it a little, especially in this recession.

Ben isn't a sellout you dumb kids, do you even know what the word means? this project has literally took YEARS to make, YEARS. he's sticking with his original values and he's trying to make a little money from the years of HARD WORK put into this game. even from the demo you can tell alot of work has gone into this game.

some of you need to live in the real world, honestly. the newgrounds age range is what, mainly 13-16 yr olds? I bet your parents PAY for everything you do, so how is money a problem to YOU? it isn't, you don't have a job, you aren't trying to make money, you aren't trying to live in the real world. don't cry how money is an issue for YOU, it isn't.

I'm actually more shocked at the so called 'fans' who stuck by his last two games and are now giving Ben the finger. you have the balls to say you're a fan and then call him a sell-out and other hurtful shit. some of you are just ungrateful children. do you know how hard it is to stick at a project for three long hard years? probably not. support the artists, not attack them.

overall, I loved the game. but I'm furious with the fucking idiots who filled the review section up.

you may not understand what the "this will be the future" is about. what I'm trying to say is that irritating ads in games don't pay for a living like most of you numb nuts think. MochiGames and other sites are now using this paying system, or just other artists who want to make some money. you're gonna have to get used to these pay2play or paying for certain benefits in game features. cause that's how indie devs. are gonna make their money. live with it.


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Gretel and Hansel Gretel and Hansel

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

greatness

damn this game is awesome shit. clearly the author hand-painted everything and scanned it into flash and it looks hella great. my only problem is that sometimes you have to be in an exact certain poistion to interact with something, which can be annoying, but it's awwwright.

great shit overall, lookin forward to the next gretl and hansel XXX version.


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Recent Art Reviews


Detailed Star Detailed Star

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Blurred mess.

You recommend viewing it in full, but it just looks like you've mass'd out effects in some strange program, it's blurry, and to be honest, an eye sore. In the normal view, it looks detailed, but the white ink effect distracts from it. I personally can't tell if you've just used pre-made effects or you actually made this by normal tools.


HeavyTank responds:

First of all, l always clearly state that l make this in PaintShop, not a "strange" program....although l agree, it does look blurry.