Contact Info / Websites

All 14 game Reviews


REPLAYING :the game: REPLAYING :the game:

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

bland. or should I say "bohr-ing"

I don't undestand people's love for this game, the first was 'okay', but by no means anything special. this new instalment just seems to be worse. not only was it stupidly pretentious, extremely unfunny, terrible puns. it's just very lack luster.

the new features were great, don't exactly understand why someone would actually want to make a level out of a game like this. it's way too gimmicky. oh well, w/e.



Exmortis 3 Exmortis 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this will be the future.

seriously, kids these days. I've been a fan of the exmortis series for a long time, and the price tag was a little a shock, I can't recall you saying anything about PAYING to play the full thing. I'll pay, but £20 is pushing it a little, especially in this recession.

Ben isn't a sellout you dumb kids, do you even know what the word means? this project has literally took YEARS to make, YEARS. he's sticking with his original values and he's trying to make a little money from the years of HARD WORK put into this game. even from the demo you can tell alot of work has gone into this game.

some of you need to live in the real world, honestly. the newgrounds age range is what, mainly 13-16 yr olds? I bet your parents PAY for everything you do, so how is money a problem to YOU? it isn't, you don't have a job, you aren't trying to make money, you aren't trying to live in the real world. don't cry how money is an issue for YOU, it isn't.

I'm actually more shocked at the so called 'fans' who stuck by his last two games and are now giving Ben the finger. you have the balls to say you're a fan and then call him a sell-out and other hurtful shit. some of you are just ungrateful children. do you know how hard it is to stick at a project for three long hard years? probably not. support the artists, not attack them.

overall, I loved the game. but I'm furious with the fucking idiots who filled the review section up.

you may not understand what the "this will be the future" is about. what I'm trying to say is that irritating ads in games don't pay for a living like most of you numb nuts think. MochiGames and other sites are now using this paying system, or just other artists who want to make some money. you're gonna have to get used to these pay2play or paying for certain benefits in game features. cause that's how indie devs. are gonna make their money. live with it.


People find this review helpful!

Gretel and Hansel Gretel and Hansel

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

greatness

damn this game is awesome shit. clearly the author hand-painted everything and scanned it into flash and it looks hella great. my only problem is that sometimes you have to be in an exact certain poistion to interact with something, which can be annoying, but it's awwwright.

great shit overall, lookin forward to the next gretl and hansel XXX version.


People find this review helpful!

Da Pink Knight Da Pink Knight

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very fun.

awesome game, very enjoyable with pad. but whats with that pussy edition shit MC? i wana play some hardcore da pink knight ;-)


People find this review helpful!

Madness Accelerant Madness Accelerant

Rated 4 / 5 stars

i like it.

AND THAT IS THE DAMN TRUTH.



Time Fcuk Time Fcuk

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

time (french connection united kingdom.)

i always new that edmund mcmillan (a white man) was a rasist, but this game is da proof. if u look closly the main charcters actually resemble a BLACKFACE, like the ones from da 30's. this is not acceptable in our society 2day, we hav racial equality, so we respect the blacks and da whites and yellow people. i meen really, this is kinda like the minstreal show from da 1900's. except its a platformer!. put i must admit, BLACKFACE was pretty exceptional for its time

oh well, ill giv u a 7, u miss points bcuz of the racial parts in da game.


Bluebaby responds:

yellow people .....

also im a black man.


Super Mafia Land Super Mafia Land

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

simplistic, but great.

a very nice little remake on a childhood game that most of us would have played at one point or another in our lives.

the gameplay was decent, quite smooth, however it lagged slightly throughout parts and made it unplayable, cleaning that up could be something to work on, artwork was thrilling, wasn't too mad about it, however it's inspired by SMB2, and should resemble something similar to that, and you perfected it, well done.

However, I had a few problems with the "Mafia" part, there seemed to be nothing in the game related to the mafia, besides that Mario, Luigi and Peach resembled mafia figures and a pizza loading screen. I would've rated this higher if you included more mafia crap in there, perhaps guns, a don; something on the lines of that.

re-capping - not too bad, a few things needed cleaning up as I've stated, but overall well polished submission.


People find this review helpful!

Terrascape Terrascape

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Really cool...

It was really good, but I wish there was more start up points, I kept dying alot and going back to the start got quite tedious after a while.

But still a good game, overall it was a good game.
I'd like to see a sequel tho. :3

~MLD



Tails Adventure Tails Adventure

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad...

Quite good, I'd like to see more from you, I voted 4.
Hopefully this gets through, It was quite an entertaining game.

~MLD~



jazzy jones jazzy jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

zOMG. You own my life.

This game > Life.
You sir are brilliant at flash.
Please submit more into the top #50